The Twerking Ben Franklin: Archive

Jan 1st

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Y.O.L.O : you've obviously lost originality

I respect this post so much, but It should have said lack. Most of yo never had originality, you were born a photocopy.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

I got 4 things for christmas.

Money Weed Tires for my car, and I got have fun with the family. Today was a great day for me. My gifts were very thoughtful which is why I love my family so much. Oh and me and my sister got gift cards to applebees’s so were gonna hang out this week.

Dec 26th

My brother always get me something that I like every year. He bought me WEED!!!! as much as I dont want to smoke it because I’m not supposed to… I’m going to anyway. Sucks that I cant save it for 6 months

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Happy holidays to all you Mother Fucking Beautiful...

Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

Watch

mrchuttaphuckup: Game, Tyler, Wayne- Martians vs goblins

Dec 21st

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1 tag

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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@vanillaorgamsinthemorning

Thanks, cant send anymore messages.

Dec 19th

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I left my phone at work :(

Now I have to wait until the manager logs on xbl so I can see when we open so I can go get it.

Dec 19th

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My twin is back in town.

We about to act a fool tonight, I’m shaking my ass on some bitches tonight.

Dec 17th

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I just want to have sex

youlook-prettysinking: why is that so much to ask? T.T

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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I need a better\more reliable weed person.

These fucktards that i rely on suck massive cock meat

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Ok so I bitched out...

Idk why I’m so fucking nervous to do it myself. I know that its not painful, the only pain is the needle going through. Well I guess I’m gonna have to get someone else to do my septum… FML.

Dec 12th

My needles just came in.

So I’m gonna go do my piercings and record them.

Dec 12th

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