I hate when stupid bitches try and say smart shit to get their point across, but they fuck up. She tried to treat by saying “im laymist terms” fucking idiot Dont try to use shit unless you actually know how to spell it.
I love Key & Peele.
It feels beautiful outside. I’m about to go downtown in a lil while and skate skate SKATE!
I catch tumblr crushes like a cold.
I thought I was the only person dealing with this addiction.
I just got called childish because I told this bitch the reason I stopped talking to her is because i always have to txt 1st. That doesnt make me childish whats so ever. I give people 3weeks. with inthat 3 weeks I will txt you 1st but if I’m the only one txtin 1st then I will stop txtin you all together. Why? because that means that you arent putting forth any type of effort to talk to me...
In my phone book there are probably at the most 5 people that I could, not talk to for yrs on end and would never delete their number. That’s not including family.
2.4in. “I’m hung like a horse. “ Butter scotch is funny as shit.
So why am I just noticing that this is a leap yr. Someone I know turns 5 tomorrow. Well before this month ends I will like to say Fuck black history month. :)
What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts
Been skating all afternoon with the bro BB. Almost got these inward heels. should have them by tomorrow and I been practicing for 2 days now, so I feel pretty good.
Imma start smuggling illegal KFC. I got the chicken for the low low.
I finally fixed my damn missing plug-in problem.
What is this “flow” shit that bitches put after shit? I have never understood that what’s so ever.
I had to change my theme because of this new dashboard… Tumblr is slowly pushing me away with every new update.
I just noticed that I got a few new followers!?!
Where did you beautiful ladies come from?
Fuck I been at work all damn day.
LMAO I love that one.
redcougar replied to your post: They can’t have my brand I have special eyes. OMG those commercials crack me up!
So I’m listening to @Ipisspinkglitter snore on the phone. Super sexy -_-
They can’t have my brand I have special eyes.
No one ever pays me in gum.
Just came back from a 3hr skate session. Got no comply’s now.
do me a favor
michaelflockajordan: go into your itunes search A$AP Rocky vibe with me I fucks with the nigga A$ap, but what song is that with the bitch giving a thumbs up while getting fucked in the ass?
Pac Div ft. Asher Roth - Useless
Lmao sure I got you
redcougar replied to your post: Just went grocery shopping and got me a bunch of… Mmmmm pizza rolls. Bring me some.
Just went grocery shopping and got me a bunch of stuff. Got some pizza rolls in the oven just gonna chillax tonight.